Gentilezza metropolitana
Sempre premettendo che:
qualcuno di noi ( anzi, molti direi ) si è evoluto dallo stadio di barbaro che gode mentre un leone si pappa schiavi disarmati in quel del Colosseo, che difficilmente un romano ti nega un’indicazione dettagliata della via che stai cercando e spesso, se non ha fretta, ti accompagna pure .
Al limite, se non se la ricorda e la cosa je rode un po’, può sparare un: me dispiace, nun so’ de ste parti, chieda ar giornalaio, anche se ha una busta della spesa in mano e le chiavi infilate nel portone di casa sua mentre ti risponde.
Premesso che la cafonaggine romana tanto decantata nelle pellicolacce di serie B e nei cinepanettoni è vera soltanto in minima parte e serve solo ad alzare più soldi al botteghino.
Premesso che il cinismo di fondo ce l’abbiamo, è innegabile, che non siamo un popolo puccioso perché non rientra proprio nella nostra natura, che spesso quel cinismo è una questione di sarcasmo verbale più che di fatti concreti, che le risposte caustiche ci salgono davvero spontanee, nostro malgrado, sappiate che la questione del còre grosso è vera, non è una leggenda metropolitana.
Però…
Anteposte le necessarie premesse, e chiarito anche ai più distratti o vittime di pregiudizi che gente caruccia la trovi pure a Roma, mi accingo a raccontare questo delizioso episodio che mi è tornato in mente giorni fa.
Una mia amica su Fb raccontava di come, sulla metropolitana, si era alzata per far sedere una signora anziana accompagnata da una ragazzetta di neppure vent’anni. La vecchina ha declinato gentilmente l’invito, l’altra si è scaraventata sul posto libero perché distrutta ( a vent’anni scarsi e di primo mattino ) dalla stanchezza. Di cosa, non s’è capito. Aveva fatto taaanto tardi la sera. Una festa, roba del genere. La mia amica era troppo frastornata, credo, per cogliere i particolari.
Mi affaccio sul suo status, scrivo questo commento.
Provo a vincere su questa, anche se è difficile. Incinta di appena tre mesi, estate del 2003, una delle più micidiali. Effettivamente sembravo tutto, tranne che incinta. A me la pancia è venuta due mesi prima di partorire.
Metro senza aria condizionata, stavo per svenire.
Ragazzotto sui 35 anni, doppiopetto, Duilio ai piedi, valigetta di pelle.
Chiedo di sedermi, gli spiego il perché.
Queste, in rapida successione, le risposte del cavaliere con cappa e spada:
1) Incintaaaaa? Ma se c’hai la pancia piatta come ‘na tavola!
2) …e poi, che so’ stato io?
Ovviamente è rimasto seduto, a cedermi il posto fu una signora anziana.
Via al televoto.
Eh sì. Ho sicuramente vinto io, così hanno replicato l’amica di Fb e parecchi suoi contatti.
E so’ soddisfazioni, so’.
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