Scheletri nell’armadio
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Riporto fedelmente una conversazione tipo che in questo momento si starà svolgendo nella stragrande maggioranza delle case in cui ci sia un figlio alle prese con i compiti per le vacanze. Cambia soltanto il dialetto di appartenenza, per il resto le modalità sono più o meno le stesse.
– Mammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… – ( per la duecentomilionesima volta da che ha iniziato a fare i compiti, dieci minuti fa. Ma cosa ve lo racconto a fare?)
– Sìììììììììììì, ?! – ( con un tono di voce forse un filino più stridulo del dovuto, quello che nasce dalla considerazione “Signore benedetto, ma tu fra gli unici organi funzionanti nel mio corpo proprio sulle orecchie dovevi concentrarti?” )
– Quanto fa 15:3 ? –
– Amore, ma te sei rincitrullito? Quanto vuoi che faccia? Lo sai quanto fa –
– Dimmelo tu, no? Che ti costa? –
– E no, core de mamma. Dimmi tu quanto fa, poi ti dico se è giusto o sbagliato –
– Dimmelo prima tu, no? Possibile che sei sempre così ostinata? –
– Non so’ “ostinata”, so’ sfinita… –
– No, è che tu mi nascondi sempre le cose… –
– Cacchio dici? Ma che ti nasconderei io? Il risultato di una divisione? –
– Anche peggio. Scheletri nell’armadio. Tutti hanno scheletri nell’armadio. Il tuo qual è? E soprattutto: me lo dici o no quanto fa 15:3? –
– No, te lo calcoli da solo. Io le elementari le ho già superate da un pezzo, e anche in modo brillante –
– Non si direbbe, visto che non sai quanto fa 15:3… –
La pazienza del Dalai Lama ora mi servirebbe come una scialuppa di salvataggio a uno che è appena sprofondato nelle acque gelide di un oceano. Peccato che io con i buddisti non abbia nulla a che spartire, eccezion fatta per il colore arancione che mi sta da Dio…
O meglio… Di pazienza ne avrei da vendere, eccome. Lo ha spontaneamente ammesso proprio Superboy qui: La mia mamma non sa accendere la TV, è solo che adesso è momentaneamente impegnata a nascondere scheletri nell’armadio.
Great thkiginn! That really breaks the mold!
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Será muy difÃcil lograr que la aristocracia y la realeza entiendan la realidad en que vive el pueblo mientras cuenten con sus cotos dd caza para evadirse. Es injusto que la atención médica a las mascotas cueste al contribuyente 21% en impuestos y que se destine dinero a sufragar cacerÃas. De por sà es aberrante que se subvencione la taromaquia esto serÃa el colmo de la indiferencia depravada.
if you look for perfection, it simply does not exist….and beauty does not last, but character and sweet persona lives on…..i hope she hold on to it….love her personality..
Kiitos 🙂 Tänä aamuna kurjet olivatkin ainoa lohtuni, kun oksensi pihalla.. Kauhea oksennustauti iski aamutuimaan ja istuin pihalla ämpäri sekä kurjet seuranani puolitoista tuntia yökkimässä, etten herätä muksuja. Kokemus sekin…
I would do it word of mouth if need be but don’t put it in the invitation or anywhere in the invitation envelope. Some people as I stated before in another question only come to eat and drink. That’s all I have been asked are you going to have alcohol and no I’m not going to have alcohol because I will have champagne, coolers, soda, juice and water because people get pissy drunk and start acting like fools and I don’t need no one messing up my day.
Felipe Medeiros escreveu: document.write(‘3 de setembro de 2007 as 19:07’); Dicas simples, mas muito úteis! Quado se trata de segurança, uma proteção extra nunca é demais.Abraço! danusia escreveu: document.write(‘3 de setembro de 2007 as 1:12’); ótimas dicas mesmo, rauta! =) merci!
Jee! Toivottavasti sivustosta tulee toimiva kokonaisuus. Täytyy iteki muistaa että uudistuksiin tottuminen vie aina hetken. Katoaako Kemikaalicocktail-nimi? Se on niin hyvä brändinimi ettei kannata luopua.
Had a look at the bio. of Dr. Peter Hammond, a Protestant missionary, it appears, in South Africa: it is not clear to me how a doctorate in missiology prepares one to write a book on the topics he has chosen, to say nothing of an honorary doctorate in divinity. Fr. George Rutler, the very opposite of an alarmist or historical light weight, often makes the excellent point that this is not the age for amateur Catholics, where all Catholics rightly should feel a serious threat to themselves and to their very faith. This lays the burden all the more squarely on them, on us, on me, to get our facts straight from reputable authorities.
One of my favorite sayings for years has been “Seek the gift in every situation and you will find peace.” There is an opportunity to practice gratitude in every situation but we must be willing to seek and discover it Great post! I have a gratitude journal that I write in every day.
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Dittos to David’s recommendation of Lasseter’s pal Miyazaki’s movies. Great girl movies. Great movies period.For Halloween, my 6 year old is going to be Kiki, of Kiki’s Delivery Service, and she and her little sister spend hours playacting Satsuki and Mei from My Neighbour Totoro.
Bonjour,Marocaine mariée avec un belge et on a une petite fille de 16 moismnt ca fais 2 mois chacun habite tt seul pq on va divorcé, je travaillais avant et je touche bien je demande rien a lui mnt mon contrat de travail est fini et j ai pas le droit de chomage. est ce que j ai le droit au cpas le temps de trouvé un travail et combien je vais toucher sachant que mon mari il a rien fais comme demerche pour le divorce.merci
Muy molón tu blog, realmente tienes alma de escritor, tÃo…pero ya que dices que subes videos que estén…yo al menos no he podido ver el teletienda amarillo…un saludo desde la penÃnsula, amigo
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