Suocere
– Mamma, ma tu per nonna G. sei la nuora o la suocera? –
– La nuora, Superboy. La suocera è la madre della persona che sposi, o con cui convivi –
– Mmmmmh… ok. E mi dici perché scrivono tante barzellette sulle suocere? –
Perchè in genere sono delle dannatehhh rompicoglioni che avvelenano la vita del disgraziato/a che le sottrae l’affetto indiscusso del figlio/a? Perché sono soggetti defenestrabili, odiosi, convinti che persino a 50 anni il frutto del loro ventre non riuscirebbe neppure ad allacciarsi le scarpe senza il suo premuroso intervento? Perchè La Lasagna più buona dell’universo la sanno fare solo loro e l’inespugnabile ricetta del Cibo Degli Dei marcirà con loro nella tomba? Perché istituzionalmente non ce la fanno a farsi un pacchetto di ca@@i loro? Perché sono presenze ingombranti, scomode, castranti, allucinanti, aberranti, imbarazzanti e un’altra lunga serie di aggettivi che terminano con “anti” che alle 8 scarse del mattino in mezzo al traffico non mi vengono in mente ma dopo, magari, a mente più fresca te le butto in una decina di slide in modo da offrirti un quadretto completo della situazione?
– Esistono, gioia, perché in linea di massima le suocere sono fastidiose. Ma non è il caso di nonna G. –
– E perché?-
– Perché ci vogliamo bene. Io rispetto lei, lei rispetta me. Non è difficile. –
– E lei lo sa che vai a letto con papà?-
– ….. Ehmmm… certo che lo sa! –
– E non ti fa storie?-
– No, non le fa –
– E allora sei fortunata, sei –
– Già… –
– E tu sarai una brava suocera?-
– Ci proverò, senz’altro. –
– Bene. –
– Bene. Dai, infila la merenda nello zaino, siamo quasi arrivati –
Superboy ha recentemente dichiarato di essere single, ma a occhio e croce mi sa che un filarino ce l’ha. Attua le doverose indagini, scava nella mia psiche di aspirante suocera. Sto ancora cercando di riprendermi dallo shock della domanda sulla mia vita sessuale e quella di suo padre. Ditemi che certe cose capitano anche a voi. Mentite, se necessario. Sono certa, comunque, che non avrete bisogno di raccontare frottole.
Oddioooooo…uahuahuahuah!!! Grazie di questo post, la giornata comincia decisamente bene!!!! Ahahahah!!!
😀
Aiuto!!! Sto per avere una sincope dal troppo ridere 😀
p.s.
passa a trovarmi che c’è un premio per te!
Ridi, mascalzona? Ma tanto capiterà anche a te un giorno di questi, e dove scappi? 🙂
non ci posso credere, tu vai a letto col papà di superboy? No, fatemi sedere, mi devo riprendere
Sì, Barbarè, a volte capita persino questo 😀
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