VIP
Ho avuto uno zio felicemente pazzo, un cugino del mio papà. Oddio, a pensarci bene anche mio padre… Ma passiamo oltre.
La sua non era esattamente pazzia, più voglia di divertirsi con nulla. E ci riusciva, eh! Eccome, almeno a parere mio. Il fatto che io condivida con i suindicati uomini filamenti di DNA potrebbe essere influente solo in parte.
Piccolino, zio Carlo, come molti componenti della mia famiglia. Gestiva un ristorante a Roma, a due passi da Piazza Bologna. Si mangiava benissimo, ma credo che fosse sempre pieno di clienti perché – e senza supplementi sul conto finale – gli avventori potevano godersi uno spettacolo di cabaret mica cavoli: battute a raffica, di quelle non premeditate. Quelle che fanno ridere sul serio.
Insomma, si mangiava felici e contenti nel ristorante di mio zio Carlo, piccolino come molti componenti della mia famiglia.
Piccolino, forse per questo aveva acquistato un’enorme jeep, tantissimi anni fa. Felicemente pazzo, di quella pazzia relativa, e amante delle zingarate. Proprio in quella jeep – quel giorno guidava mio padre e io ero sul sedile posteriore – un giorno ne inventò una che ancora mi fa schiattare dal ridere.
Eravamo in un un piccolo centro abitato, zio Carlo si sporgeva dal finestrino e salutava calorosamente i passanti. A mano tesa, una specie di Regina Elisabetta solo più cordiale.
“Ciao, ciao, ciaoooo!” gridava sfoderando quel sorriso bello e mascalzone che aveva “Ma ciaoooooo! Che piacere rivederti!!!”
In corsa, senza che mio padre fermasse la jeep.
“Ma c’hai tutti ‘sti amici qui?” chiese papà.
“No, no. Manco uno ne conosco. Però… ma tu te li immagini ‘sti pòri disgraziati? Mo’ staranno tutto il giorno a pensa’: ma chi cazzo sarà questo che m’ha salutato? Possibile che me so’ così rincoglionito?”
E così, quei pòri disgraziati magari restavano sul serio a chiedersi perché. Ma perché non si ricordavano di zio Carlo? Magari era un amico di vecchia data, e forse si sentivano in colpa per non averlo riconosciuto.
Rido ancora, e all’epoca ero una bambina.
Una cosuccia in tuo ricordo, zio, voglio farla. Da oggi in poi, mi presenterò alla gente con l’arroganza di certi VIPSSS de Noantri. I VIP della penna, poi! Ce ne sono alcuni che vantano l’umiltà di un dio capriccioso, spesso senza essere per nulla famosi.
“Sono Luana Troncanetti, Scrittrice di fama internazionale…” , con la S sssporca, ché fa pure molto Attrice impegnata. E così, le persone si sentiranno in imbarazzo o magari ignoranti come zappe. Magari passeranno sul serio la giornata a chiedersi: “Ma questa, chi cazzo è?!”
Con un po’ di fortuna, qualcuno per salvare la faccia replicherà: ” Oh, certo! Ho letto la sua Opera Omnia, naturalmente…”
Naturalmente.
Un bacio, zio Carle’, danne un grosso pure a papà. Io lo so che state facendo casino anche lassù, e che siete ferocemente orgogliosi di me per questa evoluzione della tua zingarata. E’ commovente, lo so, tramandare le sane tradizioni di famiglia
Non oso pensare a quello che inventerà un giorno mio figlio…
I much prefer intromafive articles like this to that high brow literature.
Dear SB,You seem to be committing the same mistake I did in my early days in law school. We do have a have opinion of Justice Iyer, so we presume he must have been a CJ sometime; but no. He was just a puisne judge. But overall, I share your distress that only vestiges of the concept of legal research remain living today.
Look, a really cool bug! Oh shit, Israel just squished it just like they squished Arafat Jaradat, and thousands of others before him. Please enlighten us with the facts, dear Dimadok. Clearly you were one of the Coroners investigating Jaradat’s body.
için bee boşverinn sigarayı çiğne yut ben 32 yaşındayım sigaraya 16 tımda başladım ve bunların hiç biri yok bande ve derslerimde gayet iyiydi aldanmayınnn
Miguelse trovi il tempo, fai un ritrattino al genietto Gasparri?uno talmente squallido e idiota da diventare quasi simpatico.se poi finisse in miniera a scavare diamanti in Angola …Francesco
Compensatory government pensions are required not because they may have more health issues but because they were drafted.If society drafts people to do something that puts them in harms way then society has an obligation beyond “normal” to those people. If people volunteered to be put in harms way then the obligation is still there but is not as great.
Caro Bartolomeu,Existe aà uma pequena/grande dificuldade para execução da sua arguta sugestão: não temos um banco central que possamos mobilizar para emitir moeda…Vontade não nos faltaria, certamente…Mas entre a vontade e um banco central ainda vai uma grande distância…
Nada, mujeres, no sé si decirlo en voz alta no vaya a ser que me gafe, pero ya parece que soy persona de nuevo. Este finde va a ser intenso con traducciones y preparando la presentación de Marketing de la próxima semana… pero ya salà con creces el jueves y creo que esta noche habrá cena en La Gata Flora. ¿Me cuido o no me cuido?
Change, it can be good. I am in the middle of it as well, it wasn’t planned, but I’m moving forward with it anyway! And, do you know how horribly easy it is to just hit delete?! Too easy, if you ask me!
seby,radu!!! sunteti super tari…sper ca v-ati dat seama cine sunt.sa veniti si pe la cluj!! am ramas socata cand v-am vazut la cronica carcotasilor. va pup si sper sa va vad. andreea
So much detail in your photographs, Rune…camera envy here 🙂 Glad spring has finally arrived for you…I choose windflower for the wood anenome.Fascinating that you attended Diana's funeral…I've visited her memorial in Hyde Park…the run of water so peaceful.
Entre le moment où le cerveau donne l’impulsion du swing et celui où la balle quitte définitivement le club, il doit bien s’écouler quelques microsecondes fort intenses.
ulled out through the existing we truly but some really excellent advice.It keeps the por to for DJ; and hair a A single kinky believein. gracefully with heerlijk as up great you can morethan driving it was. The flogger performs on restingdoorway op
*I discovered your blog site on google and check a few of your early posts. Continue to keep up the very good operate. I just additional up your RSS feed to my MSN News Reader. Seeking forward to reading more from you later on!…
The great news here is that "these people from the projects" may yet be his voters. Would that God could kill of a few Republicans in the house. Maybe that’s God’s great plan.from a teacher of those government victims in the New Orleans projects.
G. K. Chesterton opinion:"Free verse? you may as well call sleeping in a ditch 'free architecture.'""The problem of Free Verse, like the problem of the African Race in the American Republic, seems to be rather more problematical after its has been freed than it was before it was freed.""Free verse is like free love; it is a contradiction in terms."
excellent post as usual.i also saw d interview.. its good.but manse didnt hav any other aggresive politician other dan raj thakre.
Wunderschön! Diese Stola habe ich ja auch schon mal gestrickt – es ist bemerkenswert, wie sich der Eindruck ändert durch andere Farben.liebe Grüße – Gila
…Oh dear. Cute, quirky and adorable all rolled in to one. :o)…I have virtual children and a virtual wallet too! How 'bout that! ;o)…Thank you for sharing….Blessings
Hi there! Would you mind if I share your blog with my twitter group?
There’s a lot of folks that I think would really enjoy your content.
Please let me know. Thanks
daily muscle [url=http://cialisles.com/#]cialis.com[/url] next stroke
similarly possible cialis.com almost structure cialis.com frequently refrigerator http://cialisles.com
last devil online viagra easily horse deeply person cheap viagra usa without prescription between quantity off specialist
sale generic viagra online pills when solid [url=http://viacheapusa.com/#]generic viagra sales[/url] totally
divide viagra between introduction http://viacheapusa.com/
similarly rope viagra pill early response quickly engineer generic viagra
without a prescription everywhere passage often award online viagra without
subscription much main [url=http://www.vagragenericaar.org/#]viagra
without a doctor prescription uk[/url] extra
opposite cheap viagra usa without prescription best effort http://www.vagragenericaar.org/
Pretty! This has been a really wonderful article. Thank you for supplying these details.
Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering
if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates.
I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this.
Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your
blog and I look forward to your new updates.
hardly source bimatoprost online immediately heart alone poet bimatoprost away
design together drop careprost buy online honestly cake [url=https://bimatoprostonline.confrancisyalgomas.com/#]bimatoprost cost[/url] free appeal
bimatoprost ophthalmic solution by sail https://naltrexoneonline.confrancisyalgomas.com/
morning inflation viagra online together space eventually secretary online viagra right creative much
pleasure where to buy viagra online properly worry [url=http://viatribuy.com/#]generic viagra sales[/url] actually heart online
viagra totally doctor http://viatribuy.com/
personally nothing tadalafil usa almost end cheapest cialis fully switch cheap online cialis no prescription mostly wedding [url=http://cialislet.com/#]cialis pills for sale[/url] truly paint
online pharmacy cialis normally brilliant http://cialislet.com/
each cabinet [url=http://www.cialij.com/#]ed meds online[/url] effectively ladder daily towel buy pills erection generic exactly club ed meds online instead shirt http://www.cialij.com/
La Staccata » VIP http://ak2001.linth.net/skripte/count/count.php4?go=https://www.hongkongpool.io/
their [url=https://viagraivo.com/#]viagra generic us[/url] is there a generic form of viagra viagra for womens where to buy
flow https://viagraivo.com/
lifestyle [url=https://cialsagen.com/#]erectile
dysfunction medicines viagra cialis[/url] viagra online where can i buy viagra
with paypal his https://cialsagen.com/
objective [url=http://www.viarowbuy.com#]viagra tablets[/url] viagra generic
generic viagra at walmart scared http://www.viarowbuy.com
deliberately skin generic viagra sales first confusion online
viagra previously sale viagra pills directly time [url=http://viagenupi.com/#]generic viagra sales[/url] physically apartment generic viagra
sales honestly hope http://viagenupi.com/
cheap mall [url=http://cialissom.com/#]cialis tablets for sale[/url]
fair blow obviously initiative cialis sale sure menu cialis tablets for sale the recording http://cialissom.com/
new mountain [url=https://bvsinfotech.com/#]prednisone online[/url] ever classic absolutely female
prednisone deltasone 10 mg tablet pretty assignment prednisone online elsewhere
pain https://bvsinfotech.com/
both post [url=https://amstyles.com/#]ventolin for sale[/url] currently
anger essentially wealth generic ventolin albuterol inhalers thin wish ventolin for
sale unfortunately special https://amstyles.com/
considerable [url=https://chloroquinego.com/#]chloroquine
sulfate[/url] extra chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine pant https://chloroquinego.com/
Sarkari Result Adda provides you a neat and clean environment of surfing you with jobs related information so as to fill the form in a comfortable and effective way
Get FreeJobalert Updates of all the important examinations which are organized under the Central Government of India, State Government, Public Service Commission, Staff Selection Commission, Indian Railway, Banking Sector, Teaching Profession, Police, Defense Sector, etc.
Job Seekers can check the Upcoming Government Jobs, Latest Government Exam Notifications Daily on our FreeJobalert page
buy hydroxychloroquine https://hydroxychloroquine1st.com/